Obvious news is obvious: Retailer claims 'GTA V' won't release in 2012

An anonymous retailer has told the site Videogamer that a reported Grand Theft Auto V release date of November 27 (first reported by Eurogamer) is asinine.
[I'd] bet my wife, my house and your life on it not coming out this year.
Did anyone really believe that GTAV would be releasing this year? Oh, no? Good.

You can resume your normal non-obvious thoughts now.